Hello Shepard. Look at your LI. Now back to me. Now at your LI. Now BACK TO ME. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using Asari made body wash he could smell like he's me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on the Normandy with the man your LI could smell like. What's in your hand. Back at me. I have it, it's a crate with to tickets to that thing you wanted to see. Look again. The tickets are now Element Zero. Anything is possible when you're screwing Shepard.
I'm on a Reaper.
- Jacob (Mass Effect 2) as "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" Old Spice guy.BloodRedWolf168 is-
~The ADHD girl with the attention span of a retarded puppy who has hit it's head one too many times.
~The only person you know who likes to stay up without sleep for days at a time
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The perverted owner of the bio you're currently reading!NAZI ZOMBIES FANATIC! CHECK OUT MAH BUDDEH'S!
My mentally retarted British lovah.
My friend whom I think of as an older brother who lives in Germany. ~<3
Deranged, spazzy friend/RP-sister/STALKER who can think of the most random crap in the world! Lol, love ya anyway! Also is my only steady source of insanity, spazzyness and randomness! Where would I be without you?
Mah badass sistah.
The Ken to my Barbie. She's alot more sane that I am.
CHANGE YOUR ICON DAMNIT! The Prussia in my Bad Touch Trio (
I'll give you a cookie if you can guess where that's from) that doesn't like to get on here much.
Current Residence: Chillin in The Lone Star state, yo.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: MS
Favourite genre of music: Meh
Favourite cartoon character: I don't have one.
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